1. White terrorists are called “gunmen.” What does that even mean? A person with a gun? Wouldn’t that be, like, everyone in the US? Other terrorists are called, like, “terrorists.”
2. White terrorists are “troubled loners.” Other terrorists are always suspected of being part of a global plot,…
“I, W. Mitt Romney, am a man of the people. You can tell, because I am wearing neither jacket nor blazer. No sportcoat for me; they’re so patrician!”
“Much like the slightly older version of myself standing directly to my right, I, Paul Ryan, am also a man of the people! I have chosen to signal this to the hoi polloi by eschewing a tie!”
“Just the kind of outside-the-box thinking this country needs. Thanks, Paul! I will now smile, as focus group data tells me that such mouth-contortions indicate happiness and enthusiasm!”
“I’ve seen data to similar effect, Mitt! Let us both smile together!”
In what may be the best reblog of the entire morning.
(via clawrist)
